Kearney Zzyzwicz (pronounced "jeez-wich") is one of the school bullies of Springfield Elementary, with Nelson Muntz, Dolph Starbeam, Jimbo Jones, and the Weasels. He later became one of Bart Simpson's friends. He is the toughest (and the ugliest) of the bullies, and is also the 2nd strongest out of the bullies along with Jimbo. He is of Polish descent. He is a 5th grader. He wears a white zigzag T-shirt, blue zigzag shorts and grey-white shoes. He also has two greyish wrists on each hand and is bald but has black holes on his head, but shaved them off.
In the game
He was seen with his two other friends: Dolph and Jimbo, when they became a Pigsaw dummy on a skate that blew all three of them to the walls.
Kearney is again seen with the bullies, and they are on the school ground with Will's saw. When the latter after Lisa told him about them came here, the bullies run away out of fear.
- Even in inkagames, he was seen normal.
- After the explosion, he hit the upper wall, while his clothes had holes and hadn't had one shoe.